tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68894243208419176112012-02-16T11:45:27.726-08:00Erik Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01927606225817772893noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6889424320841917611.post-64476235602898536472007-05-14T10:45:00.000-07:002007-05-14T11:11:32.271-07:00OH MY GOD HAMSTERS....<br /><br />No, just kidding. Here is the start of the list, 1-21 (or the amount we could write before getting bored), written by none other than Polano and I. My part isn't very good though (wrote the title, and the punctuation marks in #2).<br /><p class="MsoNormal"></p><blockquote></blockquote>Things that are more likely than me getting a girlfriend:<p></p> <ol><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><!--[endif]-->The Earth turning out to be flat.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]-->The earth turning out to be flat, whereas all other planets, and moons, including ours, turn out to be spherical.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->Abraham Lincoln rising from the dead, and running in the 2008 presidential election. </li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->Abraham Lincoln rising from the dead, running in the election, winning, and then passing legislation making black people slaves once again.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->Lost being based on a true story.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->The world spontaneously exploding.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->The world spontaneously exploding at such a speed that it reassembles seconds afterwards with everything and everyone still intact.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->French/Swiss people ever learning how to distinguish between ‘quiet’, ‘quit’ and ‘quite’. </li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->Japanese people ever being able to say ‘Roger Moore’ correctly.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->Elvis Presley living at area 51.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->Area 51 being a top secret military factory that produces nothing but vegetarian hot dogs.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->All the dead Jews flying down from the moon to the planet Earth in dollar-bill shaped spaceships, declaring that the Holocaust was just a joke.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->Walt Disney being Jewish.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->The sun being a very, very, large lamp.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->Losing weight from an all inclusive McDonald’s diet.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->Our english teacher having two glass eyes, and instead using his keen sense of smell to see.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->People at our school not being idiots.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> Our school </span></span></span>receiving an award for best kept indoor swimming pool, containing at least three differently colored elephants. That don’t get along.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><!--[endif]-->You reading this and finding it amusing. </li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->All world governments being part of one large conspiracy, which leads up to Gandalf, from the Lord of the Rings books, being leader of our world.</li><li><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""> </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->These notes getting better as they go along.</li></ol><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6889424320841917611-6447623560289853647?l=abillionandone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattias Lhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06417778969604527837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6889424320841917611.post-70532476780579224172007-05-14T10:15:00.000-07:002007-05-14T10:21:27.931-07:00Having been single for what most mathematicians/philosophers/Swiss watch makers would agree being a lapse of time exceeding infinity, I have realized that there are easily a billion and one things more likely than me getting a girlfriend. Ever. To see a list of these things, check out this blog on a daily basis to find out what is more likely to happen that me getting a girlfriend. You'd be surprised by how much there really is.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6889424320841917611-7053247678057922417?l=abillionandone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Erik Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01927606225817772893noreply@blogger.com0